Ellen DeGeneres Tells Sarah Palin Where to Stick It

Ellen has a little something to say to Sarah Palin.

Ron Howard’s Call To Action

Opie, Andy, Fonzie and Richie Cunningham all join Ron Howard to talk about the election.

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John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

Breaking McCain news from from The Onion.

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Joe Biden Intros Leno

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McCain Reacts to Debate and a Link to the Transcripts

This is what John McCain did when asked how the last presidential debate went last night.  You can read the transcripts here.

McCain's visceral reaction to the debate

Electing Morons

Thanks, Libba!

THE McPALINING

Starring Danny Torrance as America and The Grady Twins as McCain and Palin

America:  Zoom, zoom, zoom, having fun, looking forward to a new and wonderful future without Dubya.

McPalin: Hi, America!  Come play with us!

America: Really?  You want to play with me?

McPalin: Absolutely! You’ve mandated us to be your leaders. We can’t wait to play with you!

America:  Wow, that’s neato! Let’s play with the financial problem, ‘kay?

America: WTF?

McPalin: America, America, don’t worry, that nasty old Obama didn’t get elected.

McPalin: We want to play with you America. First we’re going to pull off your personal rights, then your civil rights, then take your home and your little dog, too!

America: NO! NO! NO! Wake up, America, wake up!

America: Whew! It really was just a dream or my imagination or something!

JOBama: Don’t worry, America. It will only be a bad dream as long as you get out there and VOTE!

Don’t take an Obama-Biden win for granted! Make it a landslide!

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Palin as President

Just go here and start clicking. This vision of Sarah Palin’s Oval Office has new tricks every day.

Wagging the GOP

During the second debate, John McCain made me think of

Denny Crane having a bad day with the Mad Cow.

Betty White: Palin’s a Bitch

Betty White calls them the way she sees them. Here, we hear about Palin and Obama.