Treasury Releases New Currency

The US Treasury released a new version of the dollar bill today:

The new dollar bill.

The new dollar bill.

Palin the Post Turtle

While suturing a cut for a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while he was working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.  Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and the possibility of her being a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, “Well, she’s a post turtle for sure.”  Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.
“You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a nitwit put her up there to begin with.”
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