Where Did the GOP Find Sarah Palin?

Yesterday, a car salesman told me he liked Sarah Palin because she was “nice to look at and doesn’t know anything about Washington.”  He thought that was refreshing.  Then he asked me what I thought.

I said, “She’s a narcissist and probably sociopathic.”

He just chuckled – probably because he was trying to sell me a car and had just realized he’d read me wrong –and told me that “little Sarah is just like Teddy Roosevelt, and no one can deny he’s a great man.”

While I was reeling my jaw up, he explained.  It was something about hunting bad guys and hunting animals and I had a lot of fun telling him I’d never buy a car from someone who supported a psycho because she was hot.

This salesman was at least 65 years old and he still thought with his dick.

And tonight an older woman who absolutely loves dogs — dotes on them, adores them — told me she thinks Sarah Palin would be a great Veep or Prez, that she’s totally qualified and that the ‘left-wing press has made up all those stories about shooting wolves.’

Palin’s Zombie Army is on the move.

Palin and Teddy Roosevelt have bears in common.

Palin and Teddy Roosevelt have bears in common.

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